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Humorous Ways Harry Can Die: Part 2

by David

The second list of ways Harry will die is actually much funnier (in my opinion, anyway) than the first.

A few of my favorites:

9. Harry becomes Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, and you know how that turns out.

6. Hagrid crushes his spine doing Heimlich maneuver when Harry chokes on one of Hagrid’s biscuits.

5. “Accio butcher knife” spell goes horribly wrong.


Posted in Deathly Hallows, General, Harry on February 20th, 2007

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4 Responses to “Humorous Ways Harry Can Die: Part 2”

  1. Liane Schmidt Says:
    February 20th, 2007 at 4:16 pm

    I have yet to read or see any of the Harry Potter series, though J.K. Rowling is one of my heros, now that I know that that she was writing the series on a bus, with two children on welfare and she is now the wealthiest author in history.

    Best wishes.

    Sincerely,

    -Liane Schmidt
    http://www.artistspassion.com

  2. DaveP Says:
    February 21st, 2007 at 10:34 am

    ‘Accio Butcher Knife’ is excellent, I’d like to see that on film ;)

  3. Test Says:
    March 30th, 2007 at 3:48 am

    Hello

    G’night

  4. emma Says:
    April 9th, 2007 at 4:52 am

    cool blog!

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