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Humorous Ways Harry Can Die: Part 2

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The second list of ways Harry will die is actually much funnier (in my opinion, anyway) than the first.

A few of my favorites:

9. Harry becomes Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, and you know how that turns out.

6. Hagrid crushes his spine doing Heimlich maneuver when Harry chokes on one of Hagrid’s biscuits.

5. “Accio butcher knife” spell goes horribly wrong.


4 Responses to “Humorous Ways Harry Can Die: Part 2”

  1. Liane Schmidt Says:

    I have yet to read or see any of the Harry Potter series, though J.K. Rowling is one of my heros, now that I know that that she was writing the series on a bus, with two children on welfare and she is now the wealthiest author in history.

    Best wishes.

    Sincerely,

    -Liane Schmidt
    http://www.artistspassion.com

  2. DaveP Says:

    ‘Accio Butcher Knife’ is excellent, I’d like to see that on film ;)

  3. Test Says:

    Hello

    G’night

  4. emma Says:

    cool blog!

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